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Weekend Report



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{Shop: Dress, Heels, Tote, Necklace, Watch (c/o Fossil)}

How was everyone's weekend? (It's Monday, right? I didn't accidentally sleep through until Tuesday by any chance, did I? Because I would be fine with that.)  How was my weekend? I'm so glad you asked. 
We shot a pretty little wedding, ate dinner with my internet lover/graphic design superstar Kathleen and ended up cleaning out some closets and drawers at our house. Spring cleaning in August, you say? Last year we didn't start until November, so we are ahead of schedule this time around. While cleaning closets out, I had a hoarder moment when B forced me to give up an old heating pad and space heater. I cried, you guys. (All you Judge Judy's can keep your thoughts to yourself, I have poor circulation in the winter, ok?)

 And now for the real reason you are here: my outfit. Bright, exciting, crazy. Exactly what my 1st grade report card said about me as a student, along with 'she really likes lunch.'

Words to Live By





{Shop: Similar Clutch, Belt, Similar Wedges, Necklaces 1, 2}

You are probably thinking "is this girl a hoarder?" since I've been on thrift overload since my 30 for 30. But actually...yes I might be a hoarder. I thrift pretty things and then I keep them in a pile in my living room until my next trip to see my parents so my mom can hem dresses or pants. It's not that I can't sew them myself -- wait yes it is. I've tried to sew before but I'll be honest: I'm not good with my hands. You can quote me on that, if you'd like. 

Other things you can quote me on:

The End


I know you aren't going to believe me but this is not my house or my balcony. Our house doesn't have a balcony, in fact I'm not even sure if we have an attic. But I am 99% sure we don't have a second floor. Of course who needs a second floor to have a balcony? I could just knock out our bedroom wall and put up some columns. And some of the huge lion statues, so people know we are high class. 

Hence, why I went with a style blog instead of a decor blog. 

This will round up my 30 for 30 summer remix.  (I'll try to post all 30 looks this week, promise.) I always feel like I just finished running a marathon after a 30 for 30. Although technically I've never run a marathon. I have run a full mile though. I know, you are impressed and probably thinking, 'how does this girl have time to run a whole mile once in her life and wear clothes?' 

It's a gift. 

No Brainer


This outfit seemed like a no brainer. Bright top + white jeans = summer outfit explosion. But then I got to my belt and shoes. I couldn't decide if the yellow was okay with the red shoes. So I considered asking a second source, my husband; he didn't even look up and said "you look great!" At that point, I knew I was alone in this choice. As you can see, I went with it but I felt a bit like Ronald McDonald, so please no fast-food clown jokes today. Okay, one clown joke is allowed. Maybe two -- if they are funny, I'll allow two. 

If you are wondering how I did my hair, it's easy. You tease the cuss out of it around the crown of your head, making sure that most of your hair is breaking off in the process. (But you don't care, going prematurely bald is worth one marginally good hair day.) Then after you tease it, the rest of your hair will be sad and flat so you just put a headband on top of it and push it back to make more volume.  Then pull the rest back in a pony. I told you, easy. But I did not say without sacrifice. If you do this hair-do more than once a week, you will definitely need a wig piece in just a few years.

And on that weird note, hope your weekend is a good one.

Honey, I Shrunk This Dress

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{Shop: Cardigan, Heels, Similar Purse}

I'm pretty sure that I shrunk this dress. This is why I don't do laundry -- I hurt, not help. Sure everything looks clean, but it's also two inches shorter than when it was dirty. I should have just left it alone. Granted I read the tag after I pulled it out from the dryer and it said "do not dry...or else." I wish they would have said "...or else it will shrink and you will look skanky." But I've come to realize that I can't get everything I want, even if it is explicit instructions with color, comic-style photos on a laundry tag. 

How was everyone's weekend? Explosive? A blast? See what I did there with the fireworks tie in? You guys are quick, I tell ya. 

Overcast

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{Blouse, Similar Striped Tee, Shorts, Heels,}

I have wrongly mistaken overcast clouds today as being cooler. Normally I wouldn't layer a shirt over a shirt in the summer, but it looked chilly outside and I'm an optimist. Turns out, the sun's heat can actually burn through those sneaky, thin clouds. But this isn't the first time I've thought "I should have listened in science class."

I had a moment today. Well, my red heels and I, we had a moment. Two years ago I would have never worn this outfit. I would have never picked up these heels and paired it with these shirts. I would have never posed in a park at lunch with husband snapping photos. All of a sudden I was overwhelmed with gratitude and I wanted to say thank you. For the last year or so, you have visited my blog for one reason or another. And because of you, I have confidence to dress in the outfits that I do, to write what I write and to generally be a very happy person. You have become friends to me, even though we've never even met. And for no other reason than that, I am SO very grateful for you.

Before this gets cheesy and I start crying alone at my desk and have to turn to food for comfort, I will end this by saying thank you for the encouragement and the love. I hope you know that you are very loved. And yes all of that was brought on by red suede heels. The world works in mysterious ways.

Technicolor

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{Shop: Similar Skirt, Watch (c/o Fossil), Heels}

Are you noticing a pattern here? Thrifted, Target, thrifted, Target. If only I could have found this belt and shoes at a thrift store, then you'd be really impressed. Actually I've been relentlessly searching for a vintage belt like this one for ages (months), so when it coyly showed up at Target I called the search off. I think the people at Target can read my mind. I also found a copy of the Royal Wedding on DVD the other day and I had just said that I wanted to watch the wedding in it's entirety. The coincidences are starting to get freaky. How do they know me so well??


I'm not sure what happened but this skirt doesn't make me want to die anymore when I wear it. Which is good since I took that chance when I put it in my remix. I live on the edge, people. Of course the edge is completely fenced in, kind of like a scenic overlook, but still -- it's the edge.

PS-- not to obsess on Kate "BE MY BEST FRIEND" Middleton but as Linda pointed out, the wedding on DVD is the deal of the day.

Loud and Clear

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{Shop: Similar Skirt, Similar Bracelets, Purse, Heels, Necklace}


I'm not a particularly loud person. But when I put this outfit on I immediately felt like this combo was yelling "Can you see me? I'm over here!! Pass the ball!" (Ok, not 'pass the ball.' Sorry that was left over from my past life as a 7th grade basketball star .) It's cloudy out, which means it's the perfect day to draw attention to myself. I was getting tired of constantly waving my arms at people so that they'd notice me; wearing bright colors works so much better. 

I don't normally play favorites with my closet (that's like picking your favorite kids, right?), but this might be a new favorite outfit of mine. Comfortable and yet slightly loud. Perfect.

Advanced Style

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{Top, Watch, Heels, Necklaces 1, 2}

There might be cool weather where you are, but here in Texas it's hot, you guys. Maybe too hot. I typically carry around a cardigan or jacket to throw on when it gets cold when sitting inside, but the thought of wearing a jacket of any sorts makes me want to gag a little. And I hate throwing up, so no jacket for me.

Yesterday, I saw a little old lady who was very well dressed and covered in gold tone accessories (I mean covered -- purse, shoes, jewelry, the works). Then I noticed her layers of bracelets over her oversized gold watch. I looked down at my layer of bracelets and oversized watch. This either means that lady reads style blogs or she's been rocking that look since the 80's. Either way, I gave her the silent head nod of approval and an only slightly creepy wink. Although she clutched her purse tightly and walked away, I think she got the message.

Ikat?

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I wore this outfit a while back (but I didn't blogged it, so it didn't happen). When B asked what I was wearing today, I said "you know my ikat skirt that I wore the other day." First mistake: using the term 'the other day.' I'd like to flatter and tell myself that he remembers every great outfit that I wear, but this is a lie. (No hard feelings though, B.) The second mistake was using the word "ikat." If you would like to see total male confusion, use a vague name that doesn't remotely describe the pattern but kind of sounds like a new Apple invention. Even better? Ask him to spell it. I almost told him that tomorrow I'm wearing my idog skirt, but that would just have been cruel.

(PS -- My necklace came from a boutique I worked at in college. Besides a rogue Britney Spears cd and a bachelors degree, it's the only thing that remains intact from my college years.)

A Dollar's Worth

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{Shop: SkirtHeels}

My husband said to me the other day "remember when you hated maxi dresses?" This just goes to prove that you can't tell your husband anything. I don't know why it took me two years and style blogging to hop on this trend. Just think, in another two years I'll realize it was never cool to tie my shirt like this. 

I really wanted someone to ask me what designer I was wearing today so that I could whisper seductively in their face "Claudia". That's the name on the tag of this fine polyester shirt which is part of the reason I bought it. The other reason was because the lady at the store forgot to price it, so when i asked how much she chuckled to herself and said "Oh, honey a dollar. No need to split hairs on this one." Which in thrift store code means she thought this shirt was worthless. Little did she know she had a Claudia on her hands. Who's laughing now, huh? 

Well I am. But only because I think I'm funny. LOLs.

Go-To Outfit

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{Shop: Similar Blazer, Dress, Heels, Purse}

I've decided that a blazer and a dress is my easiest go-to outfit when it's Monday and I'm tired and I can't even remember why I'm awake. Turns out that it is also Kristen Wiig's go-to outfit in 'Bridesmaids' which we saw yesterday. (Hilarious movie, go see it right this minute.) And as I was watching the screen thinking "I love her outfit" the girl next to me leans over to her friend and gingerly says "I hate how she wears those blazers! It's so annoying." But then again she also said that Don Draper was ugly, so I'm not sure about the validity of her opinions.

Today we had about 4 minutes to get about 20 photos due to high winds and a rogue skater boy/boi. Good thing I've spent years wasting time watching America's Next Top Model and copying the poses in my mirror. Who needs to read books when I've got the smize to practice? Not this girl. 

This Outfit says "Thank You"

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{Shop: Cardigan, Heels, Necklace}

First off, thank you for your kind, kind words and support on the post below. In fact, consider this whole post a thank you card.  I was a bit nervous to put myself out there on the ol' internets. Yeah, sure I post my outfits but you didn't really think that I wore these get-ups everyday did you? It's all lies, I tell you. Lies. I don't even have brown hair. This is a wig. 

All kidding aside, sincerely thank you. It's not always easy being honest/having so many darn feelings on the internet. (I've laughed/cried/cried twice while writing this post.) If I knew you guys liked honesty and feelings so much, I'd cut the comedy act and cut straight to the emotions.

Oh yeah, things are about to get raw.


*This outfit also needs to say "Happy Mother's Day" to my mom. Sorry about the late card that I swear is in the mail.